Random Fun Things.

I have such an odd sense of humor that most things I find to be hilarious just illicit blank stares from others. At any rate, here are some statements that my sister sent me that I thought were funny.

• If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• Is there another word for synonym? (actually there are two; one synonym for equivalence is synonym and also one synonym for definition is synonym.)
• Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
• When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be removed?
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
• What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
• If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
• Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
• How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
• Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?