Last nite Miha, Jo and I thought it a good idea to go out in the middle of nowhere and take photos in a bunch of old barns. Ok....so it was actually my idea, but I don't remember twisting anyones arm either?
It was fun, but exhausting. I wanted to play with my camera and attempt to get some nite shots of the old silos and equipment, but we spent to much time taking goofy pictures of eachother! I learned four very important things on our little excursion;
1. Horse poop decomposes very slowly.
2. Sheet metal sounds like creepy voices when blowing in the wind..at nite.
3. Miha and Jo are such beautiful and photogenic ladies.
4. I am a fat cow who still looks like she's six months pregnant.
This fourth lesson has been particularly disturbing to me. I have always had a little "pooch". I was always kind of fond of her and even named her Natasha. We always got along well. She reminded me that I was a healthy adult female ripe for breeding and I kept her happy with lots of cake and other things I will never again admit to eating. Of course when I gained almost 80 pounds while growing Xander I expected to look like the side of a barn, but now? I've lost all of my pregnancy weight except for around 15-20..ok fine 30 lbs. I had no idea how ginormous my "baby pooch" really is. Until I saw the pictures from last nite.
GOOD GRIEF!! I can't believe Natasha would betray me like this?! We have such history together and I thought we had such a connection? Fine then, if that's the way she wants it.
It's ON!!
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